February 2012
67 posts
"My sister lost her baby... and my state requires... →
stfuconservatives:
leeleeleelee submitted: “This is the reality of Texas’ ultrasound for abortion bill. A 30 year old Texas woman’s fetus’ heart stopped beating after 12 weeks. The options given were to wait until miscarriage, give birth to it, or to abort it (the preferred, safest option). She has to look at an ultrasound of her already dead fetus and if she looks away, she will have to...
I never learn my lesson.
I got drunk last night and was super touchy and affectionate with the dude that I’m currently dating. I get that way sometimes, but it’s still a bit embarrassing. Especially since I did the same thing with the last guy I was dating and swore I’d be more careful. Oh well, if you can’t deal with me drunkenly groping you in public, then you should not date me.
ProTip
There’s something extraordinarily badass about putting on your make-up to ‘Sabotage’. I suggest everyone tries it.
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Why do they keep putting Wentworth Miller in...
Watched Resident Evil. Was not impressed.
The Voice
thecranium:
sequinedk:
I wish we could just hear them sing without learning about the contestants. It makes me hate most of them. Like, really hate them.
I don’t hate them but this show is like the perfect concoction of stuff that makes me cringe. Personal back-stories, judges hamming it up for the camera (omg when they are all giving each other looks and pointing and saying “press the...
I have a lot of meaningless feelings tonight
Right now it’s about T.G.I. Fridays. Why are they trying to pretend like they’re some hot night spot? Has anyone else seen these commercials? I am not gonna react favorably to being hit on at a fucking Fridays. I just wanna eat my fried greenbeans in peace.
The Voice
I wish we could just hear them sing without learning about the contestants. It makes me hate most of them. Like, really hate them.
I could really use one of you ladies right now.
No one in this house knows how to open a bottle of wine.
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Pretty sure one dude I'm seeing is going to simply...
Whatever, he just wasn’t ready for this jelly. Or something.
Was gonna take a shower, but 'My Strange...
It’s the one where the dude keeps making out with his car. It would be a crime not to watch this.
That is a good point
saraissure replied to your post: I know it doesn’t quite make sense
It’s a better choice than “Bicycle.”
I know it doesn't quite make sense
But, I still really want ‘Somebody to Love’ by Queen to be my wedding song. If I ever get married, that is. I just really like Queen, guys.
Watchthusspakekate:
cobrabite:
nessfraserloves:
intactivism:
hiohmegan:
ok, so the commentary is completely focused on penis/vagina penetration and male/female terms with no variations. so it is not balanced, but oh my goodness, look at the vaginal walls texture, also known as Vaginal RUGUE! and look at the vagina pulse with each heartbeat. Fascinating.
This is from A Girl’s Guide to...
Boo-urns
I feel icky today so instead of going out and being awesome, I’m staying in and feeling like crap. I guess that’s better than going out and feeling like crap. Stupid body. Fucking up my social life and shit.
P.S. Even though I can’t drink them anymore, Coke products are superior.
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Lovely brunch today
Champagne cocktails were flowing, company was lovely, and the food was delicious. Of course I am now nursing a champagne headache, but it was so worth it. Put me on the list for all future meet-ups. You shitasses know I was delightful.
Ok, fine
A guy i’m currently dating showed up at the hospital where I’m doing my externship and gave me a rose and some chocolates. It was sweet. Shut up.
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Watching 'The Voice'
I’m trying to figure out who I would choose to be my coach if I were in that situation. I’m not totally into country, so probably not the country guy (Blake?). I would be intimidated by Christina’s range. She would probably expect too much from me, I can not sing like she does. Cee-Lo is the most interesting, but he keeps creeping me out a bit with how obsessed he is with the...
thecranium:
What patriarchy says to women: Respect yourself.
What patriarchy means: Respect my sexual norms.
Not only is my laptop broken
But, the computer I’m using came from a catholic school and it must have some child safety shit on it, because I can’t even click on pro-gay links without the browser shutting down. Forget about porn, that’s not happening. I don’t even have any gifs to adequately portray how annoyed I am.
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Irony? Possibly?
I’ve discovered that the most unattractive thing about me is apparently my insecurity. This is also the thing that is the most difficult to get rid of. Coincidence? I think not.
If I want your opinion...
I’ll be somewhat confused as to how I ended up in your hometown of ‘Annoying Asshole-ville’ and realize that I’m probably drunk and just throw up all over you instead.
Nooooooo! My Laptop!
My laptop fell on the floor and now it won’t work! All my beautiful gifs are gone and I have to use this crappy Compaq desktop. Whyyyyy?!
Turned on Batman Returns for a minute
Can someone explain to me why the hell there are penguins in the sewers of Gotham? Let alone penguins that are intelligent enough to raise an abandoned baby. How’d they even open the little baby capsule?
Night of the Comet is on
Looks like it’s going to be a good night.
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Yeah, he is now saying that I’m reading it wrong. I wish I had the post that was floating around a few weeks ago that totally ripped it apart. Anyone wanna give me tips on what to say?
Ugh
A dude I’m dating put up that horrible “Dear Females” friendzone bullshit letter. What do I doooo?
I'm gonna blame the coming of shark week on my...
Everything was perfectly fine until I realized that my face is all broken out and terrible, I look fat in everything, and I just fell over a dog gate like an idiot.
kanyelujah:
face-down-asgard-up:
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The universe is trolling me
First, there was a TRL documentary on a few nights ago, now Carson Daly is hosting the voice and Christina Aguwhtever is a judge, and some dude just sang I Want it That Way?! Too many coincidences.
Just for the record
nom-chompsky:
lau-ra-sau-rus:
maritsa-met:
Two seconds of a woman flipping the bird: SCANDAL!!!
A commercial where a woman says if you give a woman flowers she’ll “do anything” = wholesome family fun!
appropriate woman vs inappropriate woman
see also the fiat commercial where a guy’s coffee jizzes on a woman’s chest
This is America. Tittes- good, Fingers- bad!